What are you waiting for?

Science: Being fat makes COVID deadlier.

Government: We should close all gyms and cancel sports.

Science: Free donuts and booze is a fun way to encourage people to get vaccinated.

Science: Young healthy people aren’t particularly vulnerable to severe sickness with COVID.

Government: The vaccine is required for your teenage son to go to college, and your 3-year old daughter? Yeah, her too.

Science: Acquired immunity provides significant, long-lasting protection against COVID.

Government: Why haven’t you been vaccinated yet?

Science: Yeah, why?

Media: You’re killing people.

The President of the US: The unvaccinated will pay the price.

My job: What are you waiting for?

My friends: Just get the shot already dude.

My family: You can’t come to our house if you haven’t been vaccinated

My school: Your degree program cannot be finished if you haven’t been vaccinated.

The NFL: You cannot eat with your teammates if you haven’t been vaccinated.

Event venues: You can’t attend a sports game or a concert if you haven’t been vaccinated.

Reddit: Any criticisms of the vaccine will be removed.

Twitter: Government data shouldn’t be used to express anti-vaccine opinions.

Facebook: Our fact checkers determined that you are spreading misinformation.

YouTube: Your anti-vaccine conspiracy theories violate our Term of Use guidelines

Concerned doctors: Maybe we should stop and discuss this fir-.

Media: THIS DOCTOR IS A QUACK AND HAS BEEN DEBOONKED SEVERAL TIMES.

Concerned parents: I don’t feel comfortable with getting my kid vacci-.

Media: DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?!

Concerned employees: I really don’t think I need this vaccine and I’m worried that this-.

Employers: WELL THEN WEAR A MASK AND A STICKER THAT TELLS EVERYONE TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU!

One half of the population: I don’t want the vaccines.

The Government: Okay, well here’s a long list of things you can no longer do.

The other half of the population: Serves them right.

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