George Carlin – We Like War

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Hello! Thank you, thank you.
Thank you and hello New York!
OK.
It has been a little while, since I have been here and a couple of things has happened in that time I like to talk a little bit about the war in the Persian Gulf.
Big two ones in the Persian Gulf.
You know my favorite part of that war?
It is the first war we ever had, it was on every channel, plus cable.
And the war got good ratings too, didn’t it? Got good ratings.
Well, we like war.
We like war, we are war like people.
We like war, because we are good at it.
You know why we are good at it?
Because we did a lot of practice.
This country is only 200 years old and already we have had 10 major wars.
We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we are good at it!
And that is good thing we are, we are not very good in anything else anymore.
Can’t built a decent car, can’t make a TV set or VCR where the fuck. Got no steel industry left, can’t educate our young people can’t get health care for our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country alright?!
Especially if your country is full of brown people.
Oh, we like that, don’t we?
That’s our hobby!
That’s our new job in the world, bombing brown people!
Iraq, Panama, Granada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the fuck out or we will god damn bomb them!
Well, when is the last white people you can remember that we bombed.
Can you remember the last white people? Can you remember any white people, we have ever bombed?
The Germans!
Those are the only ones and that is only because they were trying to cutting in our action.
They wanted to dominate the world!
Bullshit!
That’s our fucking job!
Now, we only bomb brown people.
Not because they are trying to cutting in our action, just because they are brown.
You probably noticed that I don’t feel about that war the way we were told, we were supposed to feel about that war, the way we were ordered and instructed by the USA government to feel about that war.
You see, I tell you, my mind does not work that way.
I got this real moron thing I do, its called thinking and I am not a very good American, because I like to form my own opinions!
I don’t just roll over when I am told to.
Sad to say most Americans just roll over on command.
Not me.
I have certain rules I live buy.
My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. Nope.
And I don’t take very seriously the media or the press in this country who in the case of the Persian Gulf war were nothing more than unpaid employees of the Department of Defense and who most of the time, most of the time function as kind of unofficial public relations agency for the US government.
So I don’t listen to them, I don’t really believe in my country and I got to tell you folks, I don’t get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags.
I consider them to be symbols and I leave symbols to the symbol minded.
Me, I look at war a little bit differently.
To me war is a lot of prick waving. OK?
Simple thing that’s all it is.
War is a whole lot of men standing out on the field waving their pricks in one another.
Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea.
That’s what all that asshole jack bullshit is all about.
That is what all that adolescent macho-male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about.
It is called dick fear.
Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves and since war is the ultimate competition basically men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem.
You do not have to be a historian or political scientist to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work.
It sounds like this: What? They have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!
And off course the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks.
It is a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples’ affairs.
It is called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!
So, as far as I am concerned that whole thing in Persian Gulf is nothing more than biig prick-waving dick fight.
In this particular case Saddam Husein had questioned the size of George Bush’s dick.
And George Bush has been called “The Wimp” for so long wimp rhymes with limp George has been called The Wimp for so long that he has to act down his men with fantasies by sending other people’s children to die.
Even the name – BUSH is related to the genitals without being the genitals.
A bush is a sort of passive secondary sex characteristic.
Now, if this man’s name had been George Boner…
Well he might have feel a little bit better about himself and we would not had any trouble over there in the first place.
This whole country has a manhood problem.
Big manhood problem in the USA You can tell from the language we use.
Language always gives you way. What did we do wrong in the Vietnam?
We pulled out!
Not a very manly thing to do, is it?
Would you a fucking people, you got to stay in there and fuck them good, fuck them all the way!
Fuck until the end. Stay in there and keep fucking them until they are all dead!
We left a few women and children alive in Vietnam, and we have not felt good about ourselves since.
That is why in the Persian Gulf George Bush had to say “This will not be another Vietnam!”
He actually used these words, he said: “This time we are going all the way!”
Imagine American president using the sexual slang of a thirteen year old to describe his foreign policy.
If you want to know what happened in the Persian Gulf just remember the names of the two men who were running that war, Dick Cheney and Collin Powell.
Somebody got fucked in the ass!
Well, I tell you what. Now to balance the scale I would like to talk about some things that bring us together.
Things that point out our similarities instead of our differences, because that’s what you have been hearing in this country.
Our differences that is all the media and the politicians are ever talking about things that separate us, things that make us different from one another.
That is the way the ruling class operates in any society.
They try to divide the rest of the people.
They keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other, so that they the rich can run off with all the fucking money.
Fairly simple thing, happens to work.
You know, anything different that is what they are gonna talk about.
Race, religion, ethnic and national background, jobs, income, education, social status, sexuality, anything they can do to keep us fighting with each other so that they can keep going to the bank.
You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this country?

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